sidearmz-

   /     cb  ,  spec 

FALSESTRUMS

; spam cuz i said so. also drop smth on @timetodnc 
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FALSESTRUMS

this    was a  mistake.   clearly.   

sidearmz-

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@FALSESTRUMS 
            
            "then what  ,  dylan!?  which part is a mistake?  you can't just say shit like that and expect me   /  not  /   to think you're talking about us.  especially with all the issues we've had recently."
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FALSESTRUMS

"you  know  why!   i  don't  think  /we're/  a  mistake,  i  just  think—-  i  don't  know.  i  think  this  was a  mistake,  not   /us/."
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sidearmz-

@FALSESTRUMS 
            
            "you can't   /  seriously  /   mean that  ..  a mistake?  why  —  why would you even say that?"
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FALSESTRUMS

i'm   not   dying  my   hair. 

sidearmz-

@FALSESTRUMS 
            
            "don't be such a negative thinker!  you won't know until you try it  ,  will you?"
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FALSESTRUMS

"i'll  look  like  an  ugly  billie eilish  when  she  had  the  red  roots." 
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sidearmz-

@FALSESTRUMS 
            
            "you don't have to dye   /  all  /   of it.  I think red would look good on you  ..  "
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FALSESTRUMS

donte.  wake   up.   sprite  is    /missing/! 

FALSESTRUMS

"of  course  i  did.   i  looked  under  her  bed,  under  our  bed,  in   the little  crate  behind  the  junk  we  need  to  sort  through.  i  even  looked  in  my  office  in case  i  forgot  to  close  the  door.  she.  isn't.  there."
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@FALSESTRUMS 
            
            donte attempted to rub the sleep out of his eyes.  he didn't really feel like he was awake in the first place.  dozing off again would be so easy  ..  "sprite  ..  did you check luci's bed?  she wasn't feeling well last night.  they cuddle when she's like that."
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FALSESTRUMS

"my   cat?  my  precious  baby  sprite?  my  reason  for  living - other  than  you  -   is   /gone/.  i  can't  find  her!"
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FALSESTRUMS

absolutely  not. i'm   /not/   going. 

FALSESTRUMS

"tell  that  to  the  sunburn  i'll  inevitably  get.  amusement  parks  are  so last  year.  why  can't  we  go  to  the  aquarium  or  something?"
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sidearmz-

@FALSESTRUMS 
            
            "she wants to go with both of us  ,  dyl.  she's been looking forward to it all day.  she's not gonna go if you won't  ,  you know that.  one day out in the sun won't hurt you  ,  will it?"
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FALSESTRUMS

"that  is  what  i  want,  thank  you  very  much.  you  can  go  with  luci,  i  encourage  that,  even.  but  im   /not/  going."
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FALSESTRUMS

i   lost  my  straightener.  don't  say  anything.  

FALSESTRUMS

"my  hair  is   /not/  fired.  it's  actually probably  healthier than  yours.   and  i'd  never  go  bald.  my  dads  like,  40  and  he still  has  hair.  i'm  safe." 
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sidearmz-

@FALSESTRUMS 
            
            donte let out a dramatic huff  ,  going as far as to tilt his head back with a groan.  "ugh  ,  fineee  ..  I'll help you find your straightener so you can fry your hair even more.  the world cheers over the thought of you being bald one day."
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FALSESTRUMS

"do  i  speak spanish?"   running  a hand  through  his   hair,  dylan  would  wince  as  it  got  stuck on  a  few  knots.    "it  isn't  cute,  it's  gross.  help  me  find  my  straightener?"
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