sigmAnaBanana

New chapter of the adventures of OdralphAna is up!!!
          	
          	
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sigmAnaBanana

your favourite queens are back with another story!!!
          
          The adventures of Odralpha and sigmAna are back. 
          This time something a little different...
          
          Go read if you think you're brave
          Or stupid 
          
          Xxxx

Idk23866788

@ anuuuchka  ❤️❤️
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sigmAnaBanana

@Idk23866788 love that for you ;) xx
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Idk23866788

@ anuuuchka  I'm both
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sigmAnaBanana

hey bejbas
          Can't believe I wrote that
          Anyways
          If you're feeling a little crazy and want to read some batshit crazy story about a cray cray girl named Anna with a double 'n' and how she tries to marry Jan, feel free to check my wonderful beautiful disgusting horrid shameful absolutly jarring story called "Married in Estonia". 
          Hope you don't get an aneurism while reading xxx

sigmAnaBanana

lol I'm so petty I changes someone's contact name from a cute nickname to their full name. FULL NAME. There's no insult greater than this. 
          It doesn't change the fact that he kind of forced himself on me, but it does make me feel better. 
          I love being petty. 
          I hope he breaks his nose or somethin. Not too bad, but I want him to suffer. 

sigmAnaBanana

@anuuuchka girl what are you doing here and why did you start following me only today. But that is RUDE I'M PROUD JESTEM DUMNA 
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DumbEstonian

I put my friends full government name and her birth year. Petty is me, I am petty
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sigmAnaBanana

this message may be offensive
Part 3 cause just remembered somethin 
          Lol no one's gonna read it anyways
          *TW EATING DISORDERS AND BODY DYSMORPHIA*
          Honestly the worst thing is is that he kinda complimented my breasts which gives me hardcore "time to severely over train and under eat because having boobs is bad because it means your body is healthy and therefore has breast tissue and fat and fat is bad and skinny is good" and I know he didn't mean to trigger me but MYGOD was that difficult to process. 
          
          Ok now actually good night to myself fucking hell it's 5:36 am