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hello buddy chum pal friend chum buddy bud buddy chum chum pal i dont mean to be rude my homeslice breadslice dog but i gotta warn ya if ya take one more diddly darn step right there ima diddly darn snap ya neck and that would be a crummy juncture right my homeslice breadslice dog you don't want that ow do you? you dont want to come into contact with a crummy juncture something something i lost my pace and ofrgot