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احلا وردة المزة

لملم شما بقى بروحك و انعزل شوفلك دنيه اعله گدك عيش وحدك 
          حوك من آخك قصايد سوي من جرحك نشيد
          عيش يمهم بس بعيد . . 
          ♡
          

من تسوي روحك طبت
           وتجذب بنص هلك
          خايف يملونك
          من تكضي ليلك بچي
          وتسمع مشي لغرفتك
          وتغمض عيونك
          كلهن ضگتهن هذن
          وانت بصلافة كلب
          عزيت الشلونك
          بس بعد منها وكمت
          سدة تراب الگبر
          سدهن مواعيدك
          چنت اكثر من الدوة
          محتاج اكض ايدك
          عشرتنا ماتخلص ردت
          ماچنت هیج اتمنى
          وحتى بفراكك تختلف
          هادئ وتعرف تختفي
          بهداي مثل الحنة..

You are not funny. In the expansive and virtually boundless universe of attempts to weave the tapestry of laughter, wherein the intricate threads of humor intermingle in an elaborate dance across the vast canvas of comedic expression, and where the kaleidoscope of comedic endeavors unfurls like an ever-expanding cosmic saga, one, in their unwavering pursuit to elicit the coveted echoes of mirth and amusement, finds themselves inexorably navigating the labyrinthine corridors of jest and wit, driven by an undaunted determination, and yet, paradoxically, it is with a degree of almost supernatural consistency and an almost mystical regularity that their forays into the comedic abyss inadvertently manifest as a poignant reflection of the elusive and capricious nature of laughter itself, whereby, in a scenario as confounding as the enigma of the cosmos, the gravitational pull of humor, rather than drawing forth the anticipated crescendo of laughter, assumes the peculiar role of an unseen force repelling the very essence of amusement, thereby rendering their comedic offerings, with an unintentional but undeniable flair, as poignant
          testimonies to the uncharted depths of the unfunny, creating an immersive experience within the comedic realm where the anticipated reverberations of laughter conspicuously wane, and the expected comedic brilliance, instead of ascending to the zenith of hilarity, languishes in the shadowy recesses of a comedic void, thereby painting a vivid tableau of a comedic landscape where the echoes of laughter remain conspicuously absent, establishing them, albeit unwittingly, as an unwitting sentinel at the periphery of joviality, a singular entity in the vast expanse of amusement whose comedic resonance, or lack thereof, serves as a symbolic and unintentional testament to the unpredictable, enigmatic, and, at times, elusive nature of humor itself,

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I'm no longer kid ):

@user52281073 يارب يفيدوج لان فادوني هواي

حبيبي ممكن توضحين شنو ال asmr هذا هذي فديوهات يوتيوب  يعني لو الها برنامج خاص؟؟ 
          

https://www.wattpad.com/story/371237209?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Sx_x99

تريدين رواية معشوق الشمري ??