sillylitttlefellow

RAHHHHHH

yippecreature

hey! we met today and it was so fun! i went up to you and greeted you but then you started to spray pepper spray in my eyes and then hit me with a metal shovel all while screaming, “You need to be sacrificed!” anyways always meet your heroes.

yippecreature

I saw you in public and approached you for a hello, but before I could even speak, you slammed my face into the floor several times, relentlessly kicked me in every vital organ I have, then stomped on my broken ribcage for another 5 minutes while I bled out on the floor. Keep up the good work!!