sillylitttlefellow

RAHHHHHH

yippecreature

hey! we met today and it was so fun! i went up to you and greeted you but then you started to spray pepper spray in my eyes and then hit me with a metal shovel all while screaming, “You need to be sacrificed!” anyways always meet your heroes.

yippecreature

I saw you in public and approached you for a hello, but before I could even speak, you slammed my face into the floor several times, relentlessly kicked me in every vital organ I have, then stomped on my broken ribcage for another 5 minutes while I bled out on the floor. Keep up the good work!!

yippecreature

Hey, so about the day when you poured sulfuric acid on me.. I’m still in the hospital and I’m just wondering if you’re going to pay the bills. If not that’s totally fine! hhgn.. hahaha!!! Anyway let me know as soon as you can!!