Okay I am like a total otaku, and a huge voltage fan. Or practically any fan of an otome or anime company. Also check out my Quotev account, Esrouth, and my fanfiction.net account, Silono. :)

I've suddenly become annoyed with Disney's 'The Little Mermaid.' I was watching it and thought to myself, "Why on earth did I ever like Ariel? She disobeys her father over a guy she had contact with for fifteen minutes tops, had drama over nothing, and made a deal with a really freaky person over a GUY!" Men are not that important people! Okay, well they kind of are, but not so much to practically give your life for after seeing them for about 5 minutes tops.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Just saying, I'm not as much of a feminist as I make myself out to be. Although I am enough of one to know not to take any crap from a guy.