hey, friends, foes, acossiates- well it doesnt matter really, because you all are my little minions, my possessions that i use and toss away day after day in my evil life of being evil mastermind for the evil realm in the evil world....well you get the idea. 

so, thats enough about you, and now its time for the spotlight to shine on MEEE!!

so, firstly, lets get this straight. i am the one and only most evil person on this planet...anyone who challenges me, shalt end up in heaven...which is terrible since hell is the place for the daredevils, late night discos, and a hella lota fun. heaven is more for those who like constant opera in the background, while all day, every day, they eat lollipops, stand in the sunshine, and watch unicorns prance back and forth...yea, i know, ur all like 'hell it is then..bad deeds start now'

second, well i dont really know what to talk about  now since i covered the evil thing... so maybe i might just cover it again. i am uquestionable, undenialbly evil..yea, i know both those big words mean the same thing, but 2 makes it even bigger..maybe....well yes, cuz i said so.

um 3rdly, i never eva say um...yea that was random..so what! 

and 4th- also last... wait for it...dundundun...i mean....mwahhahahahahh.

5th..yes, 5th..wow- i said 4th was last...havent u got it by now, i am totally and utterly insane..i think...maybe i am just normal and everyone else is insane...hmmmmm..now that is quite possible..anyways...

6th yea, i know t5th wasnt really anything, so i will be normal and say pineapples are awesome! 1. they look awesome 2. they taste awesome 3. they smell awesome 4. they feel awesome 5. they sound awesome- yes the last one does make ssense if u think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway im gonna say bye now cuz im evil and thats what i do. any last wordds????

i'll give you a few if u cant think of any

bye bye
adios
farewell
so long
goodbye and good riddance(doont u dare say that to me)
bye