If I could be anything, I think I would shrink myself to the size of a mouse.
I'd leave the world of men behind me forever, and live amongst the mice.
And I would bring technology and art to those uncultured swine, and I
would build tiny tools for their mouse hands made from toothpicks and
marshmallows! And I would be their king, nay, their prince! Gilderoy,
the mouse prince! Ruling them from my grand castle, inches high,
carved from the finest cheeses. And there I would dwell, with my three
mouse wives, and my twelve mice concubines!
   Ah hahhahahoho!
Oh but the wars we'd have with the frogs, terrible. Just terrible. Those
metal mice warriors, the atrocities they've seen. Yes, that is my dream.   


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