simone-cowbell

i hate s!mon

I KNOW WHO THIS IS OMF

i dont have orgasms over
          a girl perfume! 
          
          @niall-whoran
          @lima-pain

@niall-whoran
          ....uh sorry mate
          I didn't understand

@niall-whoran the tabloids said it man
          hah
          
          @simone-cowbell dude
          um
          I wouldn't be surprised if you got an orgasm too tbh

@lima-pain
          @niall-whoran
          
          look, the perfume
          is a hit. girls orgasm
          over the scent of it,
          and tbh i like it.

@niall-whoran
          dude
          not that way
          I mean, I'm the most fit in the band, but boybands are a bit gay
          and it doesn't help that there's that gay joke about us
          
          "what type of erections do 5 gay guys have? wand erections"

sorry simone
          it's not that creative
          I mean, our moment and then that moment?
          uh
          and the pink bottle and crown cap don't exactly help either
          I mean, we're in a boyband
          we already look gay enough
          we don't need a pink perfume man

hahaha ok.

fgs man
          pm who it is