WASSUP FUCKERS

Hiya, Love.
          
          Thank you for voting on my book. I hope you do enjoy the reads.
          
          Lots of Love,
          Alpha.

Y'ALL NEW BOOK COMING TO Y'ALL if we didn't traumatize you enough last time get ready for this summer 

im about to release a book me and my friend wrote... I'm so ashamed of this 

Omg Wattpad won't let me follow you TT *throws phone* 

me and my friend wrote this cringe book for pure entertainment and I wanted to know if I published it would any of y'all read it?? 

HOLA HOW ARE YOU DOING ON THIS FINE MORNING?
          
          I HOPE YOUR GOOD BCS IM NOT
          (I've been awake for the past 6 hours doing almost nothing but playing games and watching t.v I am not okay....)

Every LGBTQ+ questioned if they were straight or cis gender. That should have been the hint 

Omg I accidentally deleted you message from off my board- IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT ToT SO SORRY 
          
          
          but I'm glad your exited about my face reveal lmao imma do a cat reveal first doe-

Instead of saying kissing say tonsil hockey 

South Park> any other show