simpforthedsmp

Hi, hello, i sincerely apologize for any chaos my wife may have caused. Anyway, @lexlychee , what’s this about you starting a wattpad war?

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ur pfp looks like its been drawn by a five year old ngl

Here I am waking up 
          Still can't sleep on your side
          There's your coffee cup 
          The lipstick stain fades with time
          If I can dream long enough 
          You'd tell me I'd be just fine
          I'll be just fine
          So I drown it out like I always do
          Dancing through our house 
          With the ghost of you
          And I chase it down 
          With a shot of truth
          Dancing through our house 
          With the ghost of you
          Cleaning up today
          Found that old Zepplin shirt
          You wore when you ran away 
          And no one could feel your hurt
          We're too young, too dumb 
          To know things like love
          But I know better now 
          (Better now)
          So I drown it out like I always do
          Dancing through our house 
          With the ghost of you
          And I chase it down
          With a shot of truth
          Dancing through our house 
          With the ghost of you
          Too young, too dumb
          To know things like love
          Too young, too dumb
          So I drown it out like I always do
          Dancing through our house 
          With the ghost of you
          And I chase it down 
          With a shot of truth
          That my feet don't dance 
          Like they did with you

Don't kill me just help me run away
          From everyone I need a place to stay
          Where I can cover up my face
          Don't cry, I am just a freak
          I am just a freak
          I am just a freak
          I am just a freak
          My head is filled with parasites
          Black holes cover up my eyes
          I dream of you almost every night
          Hopefully I won't wake up this time
          I won't wake up this time
          I won't wake up this time
          I won't wake up this time

y’all’s other thing was more effective tbh.
          but do what you want

I just spoke to TommyInnit
          He said, "Give me a goddamn minute"
          I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?"
          George, pass me the blunt
          I paid for the dick, not a fucking manhunt (Language!)
          GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed
          "Tommy, are we the bad guys?" Wilbur, sit on my nodes
          I only date bad guys with the good halos
          (I lost, dude!)
          
          Schlatt got stacks, he bought me a 'fit
          He said I looked good, so I gave him a kiss
          In my maid 'fit, cute as a daisy
          Bitches be like (Help, my pussy's gone crazy!)
          
          I be in the chat like cJerk (Ugh)
          George on the OF, no shirt
          Karl wants to send my ass to the moon
          So I took a little pic, put that shit on zoom
          
          I'll take a pic
          Show me the nips (Oh)
          Bitch, I'll take the pic (Ooh)
          Dream laugh like, "eeaugh"
          Schlatt laughs like, "aha ha ha"
          
          I just spoke to TommyInnit
          He said, "Give me a goddamn minute"
          I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?"
          George, pass me the blunt
          I paid for the dick, not a fucking manhunt (Language!)
          
          GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed
          "Tommy, are we the bad guys?" Wilbur, sit on my nodes
          I only date bad guys with the good halos
          (I lost, dude!)
          
          I paid Gogy five hundred dollars
          He called me on Skype (Ugh, poggers)
          Sapnap and Dream, you got a room for me?
          I got a maid dress, and I'll clean for free
          
          Tubbo cut his hair, anybody see that?
          I think it looks good, Tubbo
          Stay safe out there, man!
          You're awesome
          And George, post on your OnlyFans, goddammit
          I just want one post
          Where you are- are-
          You don't even have to be naked
          I just want you to-
          I just want-
          I just want the username to be GeorgeNotClothed

Oh, I see it
          (Make it 19, baby)
          Okay
          Mmm, no
          No, okay?
          I- I don't think that's going to happen
          I don't think that's going to happen
          (Oh Dream!)
          Cool idea
          
          I just spoke to Tommyinnit
          He said, "Give me a goddamn minute"
          I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?"
          George, pass me the blunt
          I'd pay for the dick, not a fucking manhunt
          
          Georgenotclothed, Clay balls exposed
          "Tommy, are we the bad guys?"
          Wilbur, sit on my nodes
          I only date bad guys with the good halos
          (I lost, dude!)
          
          Schlatt got stacks, he bought me a 'fit
          He said I looked good, so I gave him a kiss
          In my maid 'fit, cute as a daisy
          Bitches be like
          (Help, my pussy's gone crazy!)
          
          I be in the chat like cjerk
          (Ugh)
          George on the of, no shirt
          Karl wants to send my ass to the moon
          So I took a little pic, put that shit on zoom
          
          I'll take a pic
          Show me the nips
          (Oh)
          Bitch, I'll take the pic
          (Ooh)
          
          Dream laugh like, "eeugh"
          Schlatt laughs like, "aha ha ha"
          
          I just spoke to Tommyinnit
          He said, "Give me a goddamn minute"
          I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?"
          George, pass me the blunt
          I'd pay for the dick, not a fucking manhunt
          (Language!)
          
          Georgenotclothed, Clay balls exposed
          "Tommy, are we the bad guys?"
          Wilbur, sit on my nodes
          I only date bad guys with the good halos
          (I lost, dude!)
          
          I paid Gogy $500
          Got me on Skype
          (Ugh, poggers)
          
          Sapnap and Dream, you got a room for me?
          I got a maid dress, and I'll clean for free
          
          Tubbo cut his hair, anybody see that?
          I think it looks good, Tubbo
          Stay safe out there, man!
          You're awesome
          And George, post on your Onlyfans, goddammit
          I just want one post
          Where you are- are-
          You don't even have to be naked
          I just want you to-
          I just want-
          I just want the username to be Georgenotclothed

WE GOT A NUMBER 1 VICTORY ROYALE
          YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUTTA GET DOWN (GET DOWN)
          TEN KILLS ON THE BOARD RN
          JUST WIPED OUT TOMATO TOWN
          MY FRIEND JUST GOT DOWNED
          I REVIVED HIM NOW WE'RE HEADING SOUTHBOUND
          NOW WE'RE IN THE PLEASENT PARK STREET 
          LOOK AT THE MAP GO TO THE MARKED SHEET

Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          Two pickup trucks
          Making love
          American made
          Built Ford tough
          Two beautiful murder machines
          American angels in the sky
          Grown men cry
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          My muscles (uh) My muscles (uh)
          Involuntarily flex
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh)
          Involuntarily flex
          Right by my side
          There's zz top
          And robert z'dar
          From maniac cop one, two and three
          This barbecue could bring you to your knees
          And so could these two trucks
          Two trucks holding hands
          Two trucks holding hands
          The passion, the passion
          Is more than I can withstand
          Two trucks holding hands
          Two trucks holding hands
          The passion, the passion
          My big fat heart expands
          Two pickup trucks
          One cylinder block
          Crush my body like a rock
          So beautiful
          No stars tonight
          Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
          The founding fathers cry
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
          My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh)
          Involuntarily flex
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
          My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh)
          Involuntarily flex
          Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
          Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          Two trucks having sex
          Two trucks having sex
          My muscles, my muscles
          Involuntarily flex
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex)
          Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
           
          Annie saw this coming tbh