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I'm sick. 
          Again. 
          Sigh.

Slowly but surely, my vocal range expands. As my vocal range expands, so does my ability to Hermes. AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHSHBFJDUSVAJJSDJJES-

"And when great souls die, after a period peace blooms, slowly and always irregularly. Spaces fill with a kind of soothing electric vibration. Our senses, restored, never to be the same, whisper to us. They existed. We can be. Be and be better. For they existed."
          - Maya Angelou

Can we spread the word? 
          
          It's not okay to call someone the r slur even as a joke. 
          It's offensive to those who have actual intellectual difficulties. 
          You cannot "take back" a slur. 
          It doesn't matter if you're autistic, dyslexic, anything. That does not give you the right to call someone a slur. 
          The thing is, people use slurs for the dumbest of things. You got into an argument about something stupid. You do not get to call someone a slur. 
          
          Here's what I hate. Now this is not directed towards anyone. I am not criticizing a disability. 
          Just because you are mentally impaired in some way (the most common excuse people use) does not give you the right to use a slur. You cannot take back what you say. The internet has a memory. People have a memory. There is no taking a slur back. Do not use a disability as an excuse to say something offensive.

Two more of my friends are watching and listening to EPIC: The Musical. Hooray! :) 
          
          You should too. If you're into Greek Mythology, you'll love it. If not, you'll be into Greek Mythology by the end of it. It's about Odysseus's journey. If you disagree with a previous statement, well uh... Too bad. Because my word is law here >:)

PENELOPLE WHY???
          YOU KNOW I'M TOO SHY AND TERRIFIED....
          
          (get in the water!)

"Old king, forgive us instead,
          So that no more blood is shed!
          Let's have open arms instead-"
          
          "No."

Most people who start playing NationStates give up within about a week of it once they realize you can't actually bomb or nuke someone.
          
          So you know this thing called roleplaying? It's about as much as you'll get. NationStates is more of a forum game than an action-based game. It's all buttons, text, and people talking about random internet happenings.

Arcadia in SCP: Secret Lab
          
          *insert phone noises* "Yo, Sharleen. You probably know about the massive heave containment breach at Site-02? Yeah, it sucks worse than they told you, whatever they said. If they find my body under a rock or something just make sure that you show Barclay a picture of my mangled corpse to scare the living sh-ts out of him. And also stop him from hitting on Qiu. Yeah, that's it, I'll f-ck off now. Gotta go kill a computer."

When the About Me book gets more views than the stories I've worked hours on: