The impossible has always been possible to those who see its possibility. 

Allow me to introduce myself. 

I am Nicholas Hailand, but do call me Nicki. Nicholas sounds far to formal.

Come, won't you enjoy a bit of literature with me? I do so enjoy words. They're simply too intricate to ignore!

I am mindless at the best of times, and one might say I'm almost as mad as a hatter. The difference between the two, my dear, is that I already know why a raven is like a writing desk.

Do you?