simply_just_a_human

Have you ever thought "I don't really like my body, maybe I should eat less so that I can get into shape", then went home, saw a piece of chocolate and forgot all about what you were thinking before?

StarryGamer1319

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@simply_just_a_human all the fucking time
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simply_just_a_human

Have you ever thought "I don't really like my body, maybe I should eat less so that I can get into shape", then went home, saw a piece of chocolate and forgot all about what you were thinking before?

StarryGamer1319

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@simply_just_a_human all the fucking time
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simply_just_a_human

I remember the time when we made fun of people who played fortnite

_microwavedbread_

gotta, number one victory royale, 
            yeah fortnite we bout to get down 
            *get down!* 
            ten kills on the board right now, 
            just wiped out tomato town.
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simply_just_a_human

Thinking about the time I stood in a fancy restaurant wearing khaki shorts, a rolling stones t-shirt and crocks, while waiting for pizza take out. This woman in a red dress walked by me and I swear she looked me up and down and then tutted. Happy days.

Ashlovesbl

@simply_just_a_human  what was the word it's 5 letters ig I'll leave it upto your imagination hehehe 
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simply_just_a_human

I just remembered that time when I watched the goblet of fire just so I could run to my mum and shout: "Mum! Cedric is now deadric!" 

Ashlovesbl

I'm using this 
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_microwavedbread_

i’m saying this every time i watch goblet of fiya now lmao
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simply_just_a_human

When your mom's angry because you betrayed her at a board game 

Ashlovesbl

Pls god my brother and mom are on same team leaving me alone 
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_microwavedbread_

board games ruin families 
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IndiGaming

I save dick by giving cpr... SING IT

IndiGaming

@IndiGaming cpr just has vibes
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simply_just_a_human

@IndiGaming *vibing because Idk the lyrics*
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