hi baby! happy one month with your favorite makeup addict! you are my sun, moon, and all the stars in between. you never fail to make me smile, even when i think i don't want to. of all the girls you could've dated, you chose me to be your girlfriend and im so unbelievably happy because of it. im gonna marry you one of these days and then you're really gonna be stuck with my dorky self. i love you sososososososososososo much, clyde.
-your cutie who's addicted to hot cheetos and sour patch kids... and dick (': ily