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my motivation has died again lmao. you children will have to starve for a little longer-

chapter nearly complete! (pray that my motivation stays strong)
          and i apologise in advance about the person i will become when rep tv comes out (I MUST HAVE MOTHER’S VERSION OF DRESS). i don’t think i can wait til 2025 FOR NEED TV? NEED? ON REP? PLEASE TAYLOR NATION, TELL ME IT’S TRUE JDJDJEJDJNWNNDJFHSBNERJFIU

i come back online and like 234647 chapters have been published on several different books, i have 12993838 announcements from multiple authors, and MY GIRL @mortala_0282 IS BACK (briefly)!!!! IF YOU’RE THERE RESPOND OR SOMETHING I NEED PROOF OF LIFE AGAIN

for some reason, i only just found out that nirvana has a song called “moist vagina”
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          KURT? WHAT HAS YOUR LIFE COME TO? i’m scared to listen to it.

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! ABOUT TO GO EDIT AND PUBLISH THE 11TH CHAPTER AS A GIFT TO YOU GUYS <3

got to go home in the middle of a lecture today cuz it’s state of origin tonight :D (i don’t even watch nrl, but up the maroons)

got called a ‘pretty pale lady’ by this nice latina and i’m still wondering if i should try spray tanning (for context, i’m so pale that i’m either sunburnt or lily-white. no tan. no in-between)

uhm so my birthday is this month and i don’t even know if i’m going to make it at this rate-

this next chapter’s gonna be the longest- too many things to put into one chapter but THE LONGER THE MORE FED YOU STAY (don’t mind how dirty that sounded T-T)

guys- i’m so sorry for not being active for this past month or so. my wattpad completely disappeared from my device and i only just got it back. my next chapter will be coming soon (hopefully), and once again, i’m sorry for falling off the face of the earth for such a long time.
          
          also, DID THEY DO IT? DID THEY REMOVE DMS? (dunno why i’m asking since i’m about to check)