1. My spirit animal is Artemis Fowl
2. My soulmate is Artemis Fowl
3. As you may have guessed I am obsessed with Artemis Fowl
5. Nearly all of my books on Wattpad are or will be about Artemis Fowl
6. I think you should read the books (Artemis Fowl and mine)
7. I skipped the cursed number on purpose
8. If you're confused about number seven, read Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex
9. I am going to name all of my children after Artemis Fowl characters
10. Just assume that everything I say is about Artemis Fowl, that's all you need to know about me