plz reed my storys

Aj loUve jer rithingkd

Umm.. do you actually not know how to spell, or do you just do it to be funny?

Hun, if you were a professional writer you would be able to spell professional correctly.

Arrr yio olweys drrank? Bicos ay du nut andurstund yieur storees. End plees gow tu skool, meybi yiu nid tu tayk inglish klases. 
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          It's hard to speak language. Pay me.

Cen u ivin spik inglichs?

You are hilarious man! 

Dude, do you even English? 

aai luoev yuoer wreteying

hwy r u all bulliing me pls stp i am not trol I am riter