The blue pill makes you a normal person
The red pill makes you hyperfixate on characters who either have snazzy hair, snazzy pants, or a similar personality... And typically end up being either childish or the perfect caregiver for Little Space
Evidently, I have the red pills in my system.
My evidence?
\/My character hyperfixations during the past year \/
1. Ekko (Arcane)
2. Jinx/Powder (Arcane)
3. Isha (Arcane)
4. Viktor (Arcane)
5. Silco (Arcane... I radiate fatherless energy.)
6. Wally Darling (Welcome Home)
7. Peri/Poof (Fairly Oddparents: A New Wish... Yes, he's a Tumblr sexyman, I am very aware. I just watched the show for nostalgia and he radiated the energy... Remember, he was once a ball. Come down, folks)
8. Sun/Moon (FNaF)
9. Glamrock Freddy (FNaF)
10. Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)
11. Angeldust (Hazbin Hotel)
12. Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)
13. Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)
14. Sal Fisher (Sally Face)
15. Larry Johnson (Sally Face)
16. Ticci Toby (Creepypasta)
17. Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)
18. Basically every Batfamily member, especially Jason Todd (Batman)
19. Robin (2003 Teen Titans)
20. Slade (2003 Teen titans... Same reason I obsessed over Silco. I am fatherless, and characters like him just set off that certain place in my brain that says "yes, this is a totally stable person to have as a caregiver, what can go wrong?!")
I can name more.
I can.
I likely would've.
But I need to know when to stfu.
So, enjoy, my fellow Red Pillers, and use this as the starting point to spark conversation in the chat on either how much you hate me, agree with me, and/or just wanna spout all the info you have on these characters because I know some of you want to. I am that type, and game recognizes game.
Ttyl, my lovelies