shattered

We wrote this ditty
          All about our city
          To bid you welcome, hello
          (Hello)
          
          She’s full of history
          And steeped in mystery
          Just ‘round a corner - you’ll know
          Every sunset inspires
          Knights at bonfires
          Her nightlife is second to none
          
          So come to Windenburg
          Dance in Windenburg
          Laugh in Windenburg
          Prance in Windenburg
          
          She’s full of life’n burg
          Skinny dip’n burg
          Drop fat beats and shake your butt’n burg
          
          Get together in Windenburg!
          Raise a glass in Windenburg!
          (Have you tried the currywurst?)
          
          ‘Cause she’s a city
          For the young’n the pretty
          Where even your grandpa can play!
          
          So have some espresso
          Get down with Ernesto
          Put on your armor and stay!
          
          Cause hipsters and locals
          Mix sweet like my vocals
          There’s no place that I’d rather play!
          
          So head to Windenburg
          Wed in Windenburg
          Bed in Windenburg
          Windenburg
          
          She’s full of life n’burg
          Sing it loud‘n burg
          Join a club and make new friends’n burg
          
          Get together in Windenburg!
          Always and forever, Windenburg!
          When you come to Windenburg
          You’ll come to play!
          (I heard there’s a hedge maze)

Lick, lick, lick, lick
          I want to eat yo' dick
          But I can't fuck up my nails
          So imma pick it up with chopsticks
          Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
          Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
          Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
          Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

do you still love me?

can't wait to GO SEE OUR
          DADDYS
          tomorrow 

u r my favorite dog

imma take you on a ride to Flavor Town buddy 

i'm cooler than you