"You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence." - Octavia Butler

"I write to live and I live to write." - Anonymous

"I'm far from perfect. I could have a flatter stomach, clearer skin, whiter teeth, better hair, etc. But at least I don't have an ugly heart." - Anonymous 

"You know what's funnier than 24?....25!" - SpongeBob SquarePants

"I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my full height your cow here would die from fright." - Mushu

"I'm short, fat, and I'm proud of that." - Winnie the Pooh