There was a random piece of provolone cheese on the carpeted floor of my house. I don’t know who put it there or how long it was on the floor, but I dusted that shit off and I ate it bc why the fuck not
Procrastination is skipping all your classes the day a ten page assignment is due in order to start it even though you literally had the whole day to do it yesterday.
Procrastination is also pulling two all-nighters in a row in order to study for an exam, write up a research paper, and studying for a presentation. I’m on a roll hwre