You know my name not my story. Well you most likely don't know my name either so I guess you don't know anything about me. Maybe I'm a ghost or something. Maybe I faked my death years ago and I'm living off the grid, well mainly off the grid. I could be the scientist who started the zombie apocalypse that you don't know about yet. Maybe I write sins  not tragedies, well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne.