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guys random book rec, go read don’t tell my brother, it’s the only book on my reading list, best book ever anyways yeah ok i’m gonna go off the grid again

u should read my friend’s book, it’s called twenty questions about you

hey buddies, READ ABDUCTED!!!!!!!!

update again he FLIRTED WITH ME

update the boy is still cute and i’m still lonely

Bruh so I asked a boy out and his dumbass said “I was just watching football” boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy what do I even say to that hoe

Blah blah blah IM BORED

Just did my physical therapy exercises then had a milkshake and fries
          
          Also just took a Zantac with orange juice. why am I the way that I am

you ever have so many bomb ass funny comments but there’s that fucking glitch that says “cannot comment; error”
          
          like the one time i have comedy spilling out of me nobody knows but me

i’m sick and i’ve been sick for four days but i had an award thing yesterday and i obviously didn’t go so my friend brought me a bunch of cupcakes that were there (ik she’s the best) but i have the fucking flu so i can’t eat them.
          
          so i told my family to save me ONE cupcake.
          
          just ONE.
          
          and because that’s obviously way too much to ask...they ate my fucking cupcake! what! the! fuck!
          
          i’m sorry, did YOU win the award? no! so why are you eating my food! what was the point of even WINNING IN THE FIRST PLACE IF I DONT GET MY CUPCAKE!!!!
          
          there were so many and you couldn’t even bother to save ONE?!
          
          alright i’m done bye now!