dj sp00ky bitch

yo my dudes,,
          
          posted another chapter of well,,  fuck
          
          
          ((ur welcome))
          
          AND I also made a shitty updates book?? idk check it out
          
          aLso, I'm having like major writers block (whoops almost wrote cock wink wank) with I'm a bartender not a prostitute. he lp 
          
          that is all
          thanks
          xoxo
          
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Yo yo yo motherfuckers it's me
          
          sO I posted the new chapter... whoo motivation! 
          
          ((send it too your friends)) what who said that?!
          
          anywhore,, stay safe and listen to heathens bc that's all I listen to lmao (help)
          
          thanks 
          xoxo
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what is up my dudes?
          
          Okay, so I know I've just released a new book with @dxncingwithawolf  on @joshdunsarmpithair ((chuck us a cheeky follow m8)) bUTT  I'm ALSO going to be releasing another gay story!! (I only write gay I'm sorry) 
          
          Anywhore,, it's called "I'm a bartender not a prostitute" and will be released as soon as I finish writing the first chapter (whoops couldn't contain my excitement but what else is new) 
          
          Tootle toot I'm too tired to type,, so stay safe my dudes and don't get buttraped by the big green onion eater Tony "should've been aborted" Abbott. 
          
          Thanks 
          xx 
          
          ((wank wink don't spank a think unless it's consensual,))!
          
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DUDES
          
          first chapter is released!1!1!1! 
          
          I hope you love it so much that you decide to smash the vote button with your noodley appendix (idek don't ask)
          
          anywhore 
          
          thanks 
          xoxo

what is up my dudes
          
          dxncingwithawolf and I have made a joint account where we will be posting a new story!1!!1
          
          the account is joshdunsarmpithair ((give us a follow)) and the new story is called Well,, Fuck
          
          it's a boyxboy story ((GAY)) and is about a twenty-something year old guy called Nate getting caught up in a man trying to fake his death after he discovers his best friend/love of his life is a lesbian.
          
          if you're interested, follow the account for updates for when the first chapter will be released!
          
          thanks!!
          xoxo

yeah... starting fresh 
          
          sorry to all you people who are annoyed that I unpublished my stories 
          
          I just felt really unmotivated do write those anymore so this is now going to be a more fan based account 
          
          thanks
          xoxo