This is something on youtube I found, don't give me credit for the joke, this is just something I'd thought I would share:
There is a professional assassin sitting in a bar that charges 10k per bullet. A man walks into the bar and to the assassin. He says "Hey, you the guy that charges 10,000 a bullet?"
"Yeah that's me."
"Well, what happens if you miss?"
"I. DON'T. MISS." The assassin replies strongly.
"Ok, I recently found out my fiance is cheating on me with my best friend. They're in the apartments down the street on the first floor, room 12."
"How do you want it done?"
"I got 20k and I want a bullet through my fiance's head, and I want you to blow his D*ck off."
"Alright, lets go." The assassin replies.
The duo camped out on the roof of a nearby shack and the assassin has his rifle set up and has a clear shot of the Man's fiance and his best friend. But he just sits there and doesn't take the shot.
"Well? What are you waiting for?"
"Hang on... I might be able to save you 10k..."