I remember, I was reading this one KarlNap oneshot book, and the author always refused to make smut chapters because they were bad at it. So, one day they decided they were gonna make the fic, and they disclaimed that "they weren't kinky and didnt know much about the birds and the bees", and then it was a "piss kink, piss rejection, bdsm, degrading, humiliation, handcuffs, daddy & sir kink, foot kink, crossdressing" fic