Space Dad Trash #1

I declare you to be the Ruler of awesomeness!!

You have been randomly selected for a random bunch of happiness inducing facts:
          Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.
          The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of star dust.
          Turtles can breathe through their butts.
          There is a program that makes prison inmates responsible for training and raising seeing-eye dogs. Many reported that they felt like they were making amends for their past actions by working with the puppies.
          Statically, one out of every ten people you meet are gay.
          There is a book series, an actual book series, entirely about gay clock sprits.
          Whatever you eat, your skin uses to make itself. So my skin is part cheeto.
          Almost everyone has tasted chocolate. 
          There are people who feed pigs bacon.
          All homophobia involving Christianity is stupid because there's a gay couple in the Bible that surpassed death itself.
          Hot air balloons are basically very big normal balloons.
          The fruit orange was a thing before the color was.
          That's all I have for you, have a nice day! 
           #TheRandomHappinessProject 

If you were killed I wouldn't be at your funeral. I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you. We are true friends. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about, including me if you care. #See how many times you get this #
          I want you to know that you are an amazing friend, til death and forever on. If I don't get this back I understand. But I have a game for you. One you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people, including me. ❤️If you get at least three back you are loved. ❤️ Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it. Tonight (right at 12:00 p.m) the person you love will realize they love you. Then, and 1:00 p.m and 2:00 p.m, be ready for the shock of your life! If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. With gay, send this to 15 ppl. Good luck!

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Dude I loved ur bee movie script while I was reading that I was looking at memes of bee movie XD I ended up following u for that

tbh im only following you because we like the same things. 

oh hey y’all... i don’t use this shit at all anymore so umm go follow my twitter or tumblr @skyeneedsrest ok goodbye forever bc i’m never coming back here lmfao 

Hey I hope you know that so many people love you 
          Stay strong xoxo

hey i have 420 followers. lmao

I’m here, I’m queer, and my depression is moderate to severe. can i sleep now
          
          
          
          
          ~a poem by me