Hello, hi, nice to meet you, are all very nice ways to greet a person. Me on the other hand, I'd rather doodle on my math homework. I don't really talk to people unless I'm forced in a situation or someone talks to me first. So I guess when I explain it like that, I'm shy. But I don't feel shy, just awkward. Like, ALL the time.

     For instance, I'll analyze my day and see if I screwed up on something. If I feel like I did something weird or mean, I'll feel like an ass for a couple days. Sometimes weeks. I never really think in the moment, I kind of just do it. That's probably why I suck at reality. But hey, no one's perfect. At least that's what we're told. (Lana Del Rey). Even though I'm not good at being a 'normal' human being, my social skills on the internet are a little better. I'll still analyze a text message or a comment, but it stops me from screwing up. Which I guess is okay, but pretty much useless.

     Wow. So as I'm writing this second paragraph I realize how I just wrote pretty boring stuff. My first paragraph was basically every person on the internet. I guess we have something in common? :) Now to get to that interesting part of this 'About Me' where hopefully you are somewhat entertained.

    First let's get the basics down. I was born in New England. No, not the British England where they are all fancy like. Where we would die if we heard an attractive British person in our presence. No, I was born in New England, America. I have a brother who has taken over half my room with transformers. A Dad who is obsessed with video games, which is hella cool by the way. And a Mom that is always on Facebook. I also have a cat named Petey, a beagle named Rosie, and a Lhasa Apso named Sweetie. Which honestly, she isn't so sweet.

*Note: this page is not finished I have suddenly gotten lazy and need to treat this illness with a bag of chips*