Professional Procrastinator
Raving Fangirl 
Addicted Fanfiction-er (If that's even a word.)
Destroyer of the Ninth Dimension (Of my Bed)
Protector of Lazulis Island
And Grandmaster Tactician of Ylisse. 
Persona-User: Lvl 90

......

Maybe not EXACTLY but you get the point. 
Actually a loud, nerdy otaku that lives her life through fanfiction and video games.
Don't tell me you haven't done it before. >.>

So uh....
Yeah. Talk to meh. See how Noob-ish I can REALLY be.