Hello, my name is dog and I lovefarts and burps. I love crap;
 which includes garbage, poop and other stuff

Oranges are ok 
I love the moon
Go and fetch me some tea peasant!
Ballet FTW
I am a 7 year old freak
I am fat because I eat a lot but yah 
I have really exciting news and i have a new coworker! Her name is kitty white.
Love farts are the best! But rainbow farts are better! Luv ya coworker!
xoxo, MRS JEN