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I'm back from the dead, rebranded, new year new me.  

my dog fell down the stairs then got up and walked out like nothing happened 

i had my first actual kiss it was a 10/10 

i slit my eyebrow and now i have to hide it with permanent marker bc my gf told me not to do it and i did it, send help 

why did my dog follow me upstairs to bark once then go back to his bed 

i ate two of those one chip challenge things i thought it wasn't bad, it got me acting like a man, it made me remember the day i was born, 10/10 would do it again! 

i ate two of those one chip challenge things i thought it wasn't bad, it got me acting like a man, it made me remember the day i was born, 10/10 would do it again! 

do you ever just really want to do something then forget abt it while your doing it?

i was stimming at walmart and this woman had the nerve to side eye me, clutch her bag and walk off with her bob the builder looking son/husband (they looked the same age)

my crush kissed me and i was over the moon, i will literally do anything for them  ❤