I just ruined (or maybe fixed) Prologue.
Balaga is fun
Bolkonski is crazy
Mary is plain
Dolokhov is fierce
Hélène is HAWT.
Anatole is A RAT.
Marya is old-school
Sonya is good (and a best girl who should be protected. >:{)
Natasha is young
And Andrey isn't hereeeeeee
But what about Pierre?
Dear, bewildered and awkward Pierre.
What about Pierre?
Rich, unhappy married Pierre.
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre????????
[transitions to Pierre]
[noice piano noises uwu]
IT'S DAWNED ON MEE SUDDENLY
AND FOR NOOOO OOOBVIOUS REASON.
THAT I CAAAAAN'T GO ON
LIVING AS I AAAAAAAAM--
(ok I'll stop now, I'm sorry this exists.)