Me:
Gets strangled by Orville Elephant, gets annoyed by Mr Hippo, gets chewed through and spit out in Nightmare Fredbear’s stomach, gets jumpscared by Freddy Fazbear, gets bitten by Fredbear, Mangle, and Roxy, gets crushed by Monty, gets run over by one of the Roxy Raceway carts by Gregory, gets stabbed by Vanny twice, gets trapped in Lefty and spit back out, gets springlocked by Spring Bonnie, gets scooped thanks to Circus Baby, gets Bon-Bon in the face by Funtime Freddy, gets poisoned by Jack-o-Bonnie, gets yeeted to the ground by Toy Bonnie, gets my ribs cracked from Phantom Mangle, gets my liver torn out by Nightmarionne, loses a leg to Shadow Bonnie, gets the Minireenas into me, gets papercuts from Map bot, and gets frozen alive by Freddy Frostbear.
The Vitamin Gummies I ate in 2013:
Allow us to introduce ourselves.
