sup yall. so... in case you couldn't tell from glancing at my profile, my name is mallory (you can just call me mal, it's short, just like me) and i write stuff (duh). 
also, i'm always commenting on stuff, so if you're following me, there's a decent chance thats how you found me. 

anyways... there's not a whole lot to know about me, but i'll tell you the important things (theres like 5 ok im pretty boring)

1. I DONT WRITE LIKE I TALK/TYPE IN COMMENTS. otherwise all my sentences would b all lowercase with terrible spelling, and my characters would all say "lmao" every other word

2. i have a weird ass sense of humor

3. i tend to swear a lot. i try to cut back on it in my writing but it's definitely in there

4. besides writing (and commenting), im really into like politics n social issues n all that

5. i basically have no life, except sometimes i do. and im a huge procrastinator. so while i will do my very best (really, i will) to update every friday, please dont kill me if it comes out a day late.

.... that is, if anyone actually reads my stuff lmao

okay hasta la pasta