Welcome to the chaos comrade!🤝🐝

My name is sleeping-cryptid , but you can call me Auggie or Larz! (Larz is my main but I go by whatever!)

I write whatever I'm fixated on and my uploads are inconsistent because yes. I write smut every now and then, but I'm all about trying new tropes! But It's mainly Fluff & the occasional angst.

Sept 6th | Virgo ♍| American [Unfortunately atm...]
Pronouns: He/She
[I'm genderfluid so I don't care which you use.]
I am currently a English only speaker [Other Languages are a WIP atm.]

Give that Follow button a little boop if you like what I do B)
Have some snacks: 🥝🧇🍔🍰🧁🍯
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Always respect the Kernel 🫡
Tinker ; ???? - 05/03/2023 | Rest your little heart in heaven Turtle Tail <33
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🚫DNI!!🚫: Transphobic, Homophobic, Zoophile, Pedophile, Pro-Life, Pro-Shippers, DSMP(unless I talk to you first), Dream Stans, Social Drama (drama on Youtube, Twitter, Insta, Snap, etc. Dont come at me with that), Incest Shippers
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Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/X_sleepingcryptid_X

My other disabled account: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Strawberribunnies

Spotify (I make character playlists!!):https://open.spotify.com/user/4jodzjytcc6e29d3glu4cvjxu?si=be51947a92a24b8b

Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/sleepingcryptid/_saved/
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  • JoinedSeptember 17, 2022


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sleeping-cryptid sleeping-cryptid Jan 20, 2025 06:36AM
Bro it wasn't even banned for 24 hours, didn't even give the "influencers" on tiktok a chance to go touch grass. (80% of tiktok now a days is slop so thats why im a lil pissed that it got unbanned so...
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Salvis Oneshots by sleeping-cryptid
Salvis Oneshots
To write the ideas I have while Like or Like Like Me is being worked on! Also another social experiment
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❣---❯Sally Face Headcannons❮---❣ by sleeping-cryptid
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Headcannons for Sally Face & general things about my version of the everything is fine AU
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Larry Johnson X Reader -🍋Smutshots🍋 by sleeping-cryptid
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A book full of smut about this man. What else is there to say? !!This is Adult Larry for fair warning (Also...
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