Termites will chew wood 2x as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
Humans evolved from ancient fish.
☻/ This is Bob, copy paste him on
/▌ your profile to help Bob
/ \ take over the world.
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Screw real introductions heck
Have a purple day
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sleepybonsai
Jul 09, 2021 06:54PM
Not me coming back after months of inactivity and full on changing my book name and description lmaoView all Conversations
Story by Bonsai
Countryhumans Oneshot book
A lot of different AUs!
Chapters may seem out of order because I tend to move them around
Also, if there are...
