*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*We are better than some dirty hotdogs˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚
-ˋˏ✄┈┈ than some chicago pizza, we are
-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈✨ slimey mayoed salami✨
‧͙⁺‧͙⁺‧͙⁺‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾Take a bath, commit arson☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙
★━━━━━Dirty Hot Dogs Rival Account━━━━━★


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Moss
❝i dont know why im included❞
@M_ossy
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: abrosexual polymourous
mood: no
house: slytherin
ry should be put down
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Lou
"turkey pie."
@sirlink 
pronouns: he/they 
sexuality: aromantic asexual
mood: yes
house: hufflepuff
i'm apparently a french singer lmao
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Rylan
"I care a lot but would never tell you to your face <3"
@writes_dystopian
Pronouns: He/they 
Sexuality: Polysexual polymourous
Mood: All
House: Hufflepuff
I AM DADDY DINO 
I AM A RYNO
MUAHAHAHAH
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⭒☆━━━Our Orgin Story━━━☆⭒
Angsty teens, fighting in the meat and dairy section..
Whipping one another with links of salami.
One group of especially sadistic teens, lubed the floor with mayo.
The salami whippers slipt, falling dramatically.
They grabbed their White Claws, and ran.
To avoid conflict, the Mayo Teens ran away aswell, taking chips with them.
The groccery store was old, and near closing. The mold growing on the walls made it perfect for bacteria to make the salami become alive!
＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚CREATING SLIMY MAYO SALAMI˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊