kathryn

in case you couldn't tell, I don't write anymore. and if i were to write, it would be on ao3 - slippingunderneath

wattpad just emailed me saying i haven't logged in in 5 years but I changed my pfp this year... inch resting

wish Wattpad would stop giving me notifications of people replying to my comments on stories that have become paid stories - I’m broke bitch I can’t afford to read that shit

I love FOB too! ^^

anyone else remember the good old days of Wattpad where there were no adverts and you didn’t have to pay to read your favourite stories that you’d been reading for years?

what’s up dudes I’m still awake from yesterday and I just responded to 250 wattpad notifications

tbh I cba to write anymore for a bit I might in a few weeks if I get bored in the summer holidays but idk 
          
          basically I probs won't write for a long time but I might 

200 FOLLOWERS!!!!! 
          
          Thank you all so much ❤️

Is anyone else shitting themselves about Dan’s new video?
          The part where he said:
          “food, laughter and sex. Basically just things coming in and out of my mouth”
          I mean I think he was unintentionally coming out.
          Because vaginas don’t really go in your mouth; they’re more on your mouth.
          Penises, however, go in your mouth.
          (during oral sex)
          
          wE’vE BeEN waItINg sO lONg

hi hello
          
          you may notice I don’t write or update very often
          
          this is because I am doing my GCSEs and I don’t get enough time 
          
          also because I’m lazy and any time I do get free time I spend it watching TV
          
          sue me