elle_gurl_
Heyy when will you update the family business?
sloeseason
sloeseason
No.
Ain’t no freaking way bro.
10K?!
Are you serious?!!!! ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?!
I’m crying. I’m hyperventilating. I’m sliding down my walls. Dragging my eyeballs over concrete. Giving myself a wedgie.
Thank you. It means the world. Seriously, I’m so incredibly grateful. My heart feels so full. I love you guys (in a totally platonic way, I’m not ready for a relationship…).
Thank you ! <333
sloeseason
AUSSIE
AUSSIE
AUSSIE
OI
OI
OI
I BRING YOU A GIFT OF A CHAPTER TODAY! Also I’m not Australian but I freakin love my people in the land down under.
Has it been a minute? Yes.
Have I missed you all? Yes.
Will I disappear off the face of the earth again? No. Maybe. I don’t know.
Alas! A chapter has been updated in the POV of our handsome broody Italian. EEEEEEEEEK! I’ll admit, writing in his pov at the beginning was a little tricky. But then I watched a few clips from Goodfellas and all was good. Thank god for fictionalised mafia films. Truly gets you in the mood.
NOW GO AND READ IT. Pretty please. With a big fat cherry on top.
<333
sloeseason
Aah wtf?!
I just woke up and saw “It’s Family Business” reached 9K reads…
ASJFJKAKSNBDJWOQQHKKJITJEBE
WTF Y’ALL?!!!!!!
What-the actual-frickety frack?!
I’m crying. I’m so grateful. So so grateful.
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
<333
sloeseason
YO!
8k?!
8K?!!!!
Y’all really spoil me istg
Don’t mind me while my head begins to swell.
*struggles to walk through door*
<33
sloeseason
Guys, guess what…?
Ever heard of a dual point-of-view?
Um…the next chapter may or may not be from the POV of a certain tattooed, pecalicious Italian hot boi.
ASHDBFJKFKFISPWJEBWKLE
<3 !!!
-4strof0ol
Pffttt hiiii
sloeseason
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Why was 6 scared of 7…?
Because 7, 8, 9…
7’s brutal yo.
Excuse the disgustingly corny joke. I’m running on two hours sleep.
But guys, GUYS!!!!
7K?! Are you serious?! 7000 SONS OF B*TCHES BE READING MY SH*T??!!!!!
I LOVE Y’ALL SONS OF B*TCHES!!!!
And to make things even more emotional I literally just finished watching Interstellar and Hans Zimmer’s sexy masterpieces of music are just floating in my head and now I’m ugly crying like McConaughey in that one scene.
Totes emosh.
Brb, just gonna go float through space and try to fucking break time and let you all know I am so grateful for you.
So f*cking grateful.
<3 <33 <333
*me wailing in the distance*
*…in a good way*
sloeseason
Y’all stop.
We’re so close to hitting 7K!
Um…brb gonna go buy cool sunglasses.
*flies away*
sloeseason
CHAPTER 42 SAY WHAT?!!
This one’s a bit of a breather from the last. Poor Heidi is still hobbling around like an old lady with her injury, meanwhile I struggle to walk in a straight line - no injury.
Someone bring me a shot.
Alas! I think it’s requisite you read the chipper chappie, it’s jolly good.
Okay fine, it’s alright…
Well maybe just the first half…
A quarter of it’s good…
The title’s pretty decent…
Oh, just go read it.
Pretty please
<3