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ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғᴏᴏᴅ. ᴍᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ ɴᴜɢɢᴇᴛs.
ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟᴀᴢɪᴇsᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.
ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs (ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴅᴀᴘᴛɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʟʟ) ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴄʜɴᴀᴄᴋ (ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ)
ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀᴛʜs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ.
ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴜᴘᴘɪᴇs.
ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ғᴏʀ.
ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋs ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ . ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴛʀʏ. sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇɴ ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxɪᴛ.