Slovhannia = Slovenia + Hannah

No, I am not actually Slovenian, I'm Californian. No, I don't know any celebrities, yes, I live near L.A., no, it is not a nice city. San Francisco and San Diego are much better, in my honest opinion.

Prefect of Slytherin house, daughter of Severus Snape, wife of Draco Malfoy, loyal Death Eater and proud. 

I may also be the female version of Deadpool. Still not sure yet. I'm waiting for the bad ass ninja skills and screwed up facial features to settle in. Will update when that occurs.

I am only a senior in high school, I will make mistakes in my writing and grammar. Correct me when it is necessary, but be nice about it. I may be a psychopath, but I am not stupid.

I tend to favor the bad (and older, wink wink) guys in my stories. Enjoy my mentally ill mind as it sweeps you away on a wave of pretty damn good stories, if I do say so myself.