I don't do porn, although i've had requests.  I like to eat buffalo.  My deodorant smells like fishies and buffalo.  I like to do activities such as look at myself and eat crackers with pickles.  When I go out to dinner I order buffalo chicken fishie nuggets, with a side of hard potato.  My favorite animal is a flying squirrel.  I enjoy long walks through buffalo piss, but there has to be fishies swimming in the urine.
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Slovia