I transelated a piece of my writing 7 times and heres how it came out.
Original:
"Hey, Sero, where you at?"
Oh I guess that's Ash, with Aiky's gift.
I drag myself off an unfamiliar stiff and neat bed. Oh right. I slept in Iida's bed. I'll thank him later.
I walk bare foot out of his room, yawning.
"Hey, Ash.." I say, rubbing the eye crust from my face. "How's Aiky?"
"Oh, she's fine, here, this is the gift she was gonna give you,"
"Thanks Ash," I hold out my hands or the package, "Take care of her for me okay?"
"Of course," they say, then leaving the dorm corridors.
Translated piece:
Oh, I think it is a gift Aki Tuesday.
I got out of bed on the wall gently woken by a strange bed. True. He lay on a bed Ida. After Thanks.
I was naked, and they have succeeded.
"Hey, old man ..." sheep were wiped from his face. "What bear?"
"So, it's a gift for you."
"Monday," he said, extending his hand, or a folder're looking at it right? "
"Of course," he said, walking from the bedroom hallway.