Take my hand and tell me I'm the only man to make you feel the way that ravers feel when they're on ecstasy! I've lost weight like I'm sponsored by Jenny Craig; there isn't much of me to go around, I'm digging underground, and look at what I found!
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slushy97
Dec 19, 2025 12:21AM
I tend to be kind of erratic/eccentric on here but if any one of you dare to go as far at to call me a “schizoposter” I will (thinks of a threat that does not break the terms of service) eat youView all Conversations
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