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birthday sex for the ferret???  

besties i am reading happy pills on ao3 and let me tell you that the song habits (stay high) by tove lo was made for that fic, anyways the fic is so well written i defo recommend if you haven’t read it already <3 

fics have officially ruined regular books for me. how am i supposed to invest my time in a book with zero smut?! where is the fun in that?! and what better storyline than dramione? i just can’t do it help. 

also that was my first post ever ... maybe should have started with something more positive? nah hope homegirl steps on a nail 

Haven’t been on Wattpad in a while and I come back to find ACABW deleted and even worse replaced with a rant on how Dramione is the worst thing that has ever happened on planet earth?!?! She even had the audacity to add pics of Ron and my baby Mione just to rub it all in. In the most rude way possible I hope she runs out of toilet paper after having some explosive diarrhea. Hope everyone has a gn except for this bìtch.