lil Dorito gang

One fuking year ago I joined wattpad. The things I read back then and now have changed a lot. And I also have changed a lot. So thank all of you people that gave me some pick up lines and jokes that I tell to my friends (and now they think I’m funny)

thank you for the follow :))

Moskitos are the only ones that think I’m a SNACK

Computer: What gender are you?
          Me: I’m a Ldstm
          L- Little
          D- Depressed
          S- Sh it
          T- That
          M- Moves

Me: *Walke to crush*
          Crush: *Looks at me*
          Me: *Instantly turns around and runs*
          Also me: *Yells* ABORT

Friend: Who are you going to be for hallowee-
          Me: A box of eggos.
          Friend: What?
          Me: A box of eggos.
          Friend: *sight* Stranger Things?
          Me: *nods slowly*

Hiccups are just farts...