You know what?? I'm tired of being ugly. If I wasn't ugly i wouldn't be single and I'm tired of people being all like"oH wElL pErSonAliTY iS moSt iMpOrtAnt" bitch don't lie because if personality was most important (and I'm not trying to sound cocky) I WOULd nOt bE SInGle
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Okay.
But like.
/as a pan-romantic here/
You have an awesome personality and probably really pleasing! If I could I’d adopt you and say your looks are from my significant other-