Katy

Ayo just your ‘location’ in you bio XD Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not gay if you call it a brojob

When you're in the mood to write fluff but the story you really should be working on is in a smut chapter

Me: Mummy, can you get me Subway?
          My mum: if I get you subway now, it'll be cold by the time lunch comes
          Me: who said I have to eat it during lunch?
          My mum: that is true. Give me a few minutes.
          
          I love my mum.

You know your life is a mess when your phone has to remind you to take your birth control

Somebody stole my math teacher's table. 
          
          Her t a b l e.
          
          It was a good table, and another teacher stole it.
          
          Why.
          
          Of all things to steal, why a table?

My crush just said she likes me
          
          G a y p a n i c

I always do favors for my mom when she asks.
          
          I say no ONE time because it involves a bunch of stairs and I have cramps and she acts like I've never helped her in my life.
          
          What the fuck.

PANIC PANIC P A N I C
          
          OUR COVER DESIGNER IS HERE IN YEARBOOK
          
          P A N I C