I can be the moodiest baby and you´ve never met anyone who is as negative as I am, sometimes.

I am the wisest woman you´ve never met.

I am the kindest soul with whom you´ve connected.

I have the bravest heart that you´ve ever seen and you´ve never met anyone
who is as positive as I am, sometimes.

I am the funniest woman that you´ve ever known.

I am the dullest woman that you´ve ever known.

I´m the most gorgeous woman that you´ve ever known and you ´ve never
met anyone who is as everything as I am, sometimes.